Superhell: Date

[pathopen]

Comments

[psynchronise]

Nah, not all of them. But ones from places like this normally are. Not a fan?

[pathopen]

[Considering it...]

I like it.

[psynchronise]

And there you go. You learned you like something.

[pathopen]

Thank you.

[psynchronise]

Just rinse and repeat that for the rest of your afterlife with different things and you’re well on your way to a well rounded personality!

[pathopen]

That's forever, right?

[psynchronise]

Yup.

[ in a weird tone, like he's trying to sound like a sensei: ]

The journey of learning never stops, young one. You are always discovering more about yourself. One day, you may prefer blondes. The next, you may prefer redheads. It is all growth and understanding.

[ i'm so tired mira ]

[pathopen]

[he's said the funniest thing imaginable ooc, but he nods quietly, like he is absorbing sage wisdom.

he doesn't know what shitposts are.]

[psynchronise]

[ i hope his love interests are literally and redhead and a blonde haired person. ]

But for the moment, you could always try another drink and see if you like it more or less than that one.

[pathopen]

[I don't remember what's in AAAAAAA but I think it's Pepsi products.

So he'll try the Mountain Dew and look slightly dubious about this color.]

It's safe to drink?

[psynchronise]

That's a debate for nutritionists, not me.

[ helpful. ]

One won't hurt you though. Give it a try.

[pathopen]

[He takes a sip.

It's also distinctly sweet, but a different sweet than the root beer.]

[psynchronise]

[ date just watches.

he does a thumbs up? a thumbs down? ]

[pathopen]

[Again:]

I think I like it.

[psynchronise]

More or less than the other one?

[pathopen]

... More?

[psynchronise]

[ ... ]

Sometimes you can like a few things, but you might think one of them is just better than the others.

[pathopen]

Oh.

I think I like it more.

[It's sweeter.]

[psynchronise]

And there you go. You learned something else.

[pathopen]

I think... I like sweet things.

[It has a flavor that's very distinct and he can pick up.]

[psynchronise]

And that means you can try lots of sweet things and test the theory.

[ they're like five steps from mcnaldos and a mcwuwwy this is ideal ]

[pathopen]

What else is sweet?

[psynchronise]

Things under the dessert menu, usually.

[pathopen]

[Do these places come with menus, I can't remember.

He's going to look for the menu.]

[psynchronise]

[ the mods aren't here to stop us ]