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I have, but they usually take some form of payment, and I don't think any of us have money.

[ that doesn't stop her from pressing a button. somehow, someway, it dispenses?? ]

Hm. Guess that doesn't matter here.

Thank you.

I guess they knew we didn't have any.

[He'll pick up the can of soda and just... hold it.]

Are these good?

Usually, yes, But if these are like the ones from earlier...noooot so much.

[ she kinda frowns at that. flat soda...gross. ]

Only one way to find out, I guess.

Those were still very sweet.

[His only interaction with soda... flat. A tragedy in one act.

He'll mess with the tab and manage to open it.]

Yeaaaah, flat soda is never good, too syrupy.

[ she shakes her head.

rip.

there is a bit of a fizz?? she is suddenly hopeful. ]

I really hope this one is better for you.

[He takes a small sip of the fizz and was very clearly not expecting the bubbles.]

?!

[ his ?! gets her to !! ]

How's it taste!?

I didn't know it was-

[sweet angry water?!]

It's a new experience.

[ that's one way of putting it. help. ]

A good one though, yeah?

[He is considering it.

It didn't lead to his death, and it was fairly sweet tasting so...]

Yes, I think so.

[ she looks relieved. ]

Good, I'm glad. And now you can say you've had the real thing!

[ not that he didn't before, but this one was better. ]

The one before wasn't real?

[How can a drink not be real? Even if it's artificial, it's still a drink?]

Uh, well, no it was…but it was the gross version?? And this one is the tasty version.

[ help ]

Oh... I see. The fizzy one is better because it's not as syrupy.

Yeah, exactly! You got it.

[ she is so proud ]

Flat soda is also just very sad.

It's sad? Because nobody drank it in time?

That is one way of looking at it, that or it got left out and forgotten.

[ very sad ]

[He stares down at the soda... sometimes it would be nice to be forgotten.]

[ hello??? this is so sad!!!!! ]

Are you okay?

[ worry! concern!! ]

What do you mean?

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