teufelshund: (i think it's great that you're failing)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
The other side of the gate.
teufelshund: (as we innocently destroy the human race)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine.

Where are you from? You were "created" rather than born, weren't you?
teufelshund: (put your hands together for mr. pants)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's always romanians huh ]

Do you know what your intended purpose was?
teufelshund: (my money's on them being up to something)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
A power source? Not a vessel, then?
teufelshund: (have you been working out)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What good fortune for them!
teufelshund: (well thank you starboy)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ shrug. ]

I know a few people who are looking for one.

Do you know who it was that they were attempting to create? I imagine they must have been important if they were going to that much trouble.
teufelshund: (let's... go back to the hot dog factory)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's very much an unimpressed "is that all?" expression on his face, but it's not like this kid had any say in their dumb projects, so he's not going to offer commentary. ]

I see.

...Well, anyway, I can see why you wouldn't have had any experience with costumes in that case!
teufelshund: (of what?)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...


well this got awkward fast ]
teufelshund: (pull it together GW)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither do I, but you're certainly not the only one who's been emotional today.

[ takes some minimally-bedazzled skimpy costume off the rack and folds it up to offer as a handkerchief. ]

You can dry your eyes on this. It amounts to about as much fabric as an actual handkerchief.

[ ...yes, he has an actual handkerchief sticking out of his pocket, but it's so perfectly pressed. ]