[THAT THIS IS THE MEASURE OF THEIR PATHETICNESS IS SO SAD.]
It looks like shit construction rather than something that can't actually stand up to the elements. More like a testament to learning how to build things properly before you build them.
[MAYBE IT IS... Though now that he's thinking of it and because i aki have to go flying over lava tomorrow:]
You know, I'm starting to wonder if Hell is shit because it's supposed to be, or because the management is just terrible. Maybe fixing a place up could net us something good, instead.
[He's just used to constantly rotating wherever he's staying... As long as he has access to like. Bath water. Damn. He doesn't even get stinky like real people but he still likes bathing!!!]
It should be easy enough if we can find decent wood in these things to make a smaller sanka.
That one works well. I guess we should start a fire, too...
[The wood can still be wet for that, even! He'll bring a little pile over and just zap it with lightning a few times until it's crispety and catches fire.]
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It's fine.]
To remind people that sometimes they shouldn't try to create homes up here?
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It looks like shit construction rather than something that can't actually stand up to the elements. More like a testament to learning how to build things properly before you build them.
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[Things are just shitty sometimes!]
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We should tear it down.
[HE JUST GOT NERFED FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE.]
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[Sure, he's down.]
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[MAYBE IT IS... Though now that he's thinking of it and because i aki have to go flying over lava tomorrow:]
You know, I'm starting to wonder if Hell is shit because it's supposed to be, or because the management is just terrible. Maybe fixing a place up could net us something good, instead.
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I don't know how to build a cabin, but we can try.
[yes with his E rank strength.]
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It isn't that hard. Rather-- Let's take apart one of these and use it to make something better. It doesn't have to be a cabin.
[He will build something Inazuman so help him.]
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Alright. [They can certainly do that. (Thanks, arrogance week.)] What do you want to make out of it?
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Anyway, he'll begin to circle around one of the cabins, tapping at his chin as he observes it.]
Another type of accommodation would be good. This place seems much less crowded than any of the others so far.
[Which means he'd be more inclined to stay here...]
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[... I think he only knows castles but he really doesn't know how to construct something like that.]
I haven't seen many different types of housing.
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[He's just used to constantly rotating wherever he's staying... As long as he has access to like. Bath water. Damn. He doesn't even get stinky like real people but he still likes bathing!!!]
It should be easy enough if we can find decent wood in these things to make a smaller sanka.
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Alright. [He'll start searching through.]
What makes for decent wood?
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Not mildewy, for starters. No rot. It can be wet, we'll just have to find a way to dry it off.
[HE JUST STARTS BREAKING INTO THE SIDE OF A CABIN. Even nerfed he still has his puppet body which is stronger than your average bear.]
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Would putting it next to a fire work?
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It should, yes, as long as it's not near the snow.
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Alright.
[He'll pull out a decent bit of log.]
This one?
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That one works well. I guess we should start a fire, too...
[The wood can still be wet for that, even! He'll bring a little pile over and just zap it with lightning a few times until it's crispety and catches fire.]