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____ ([personal profile] pathopen) wrote2023-02-10 05:36 pm

Superhell: Scaramouche

Local artificial beings
nascens: (cor caroli)

w2 mon

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[not me typing w0 im sending us back to the past

ANYWAY!! SUBNUTICA TIME. Scaramouche is vibing in the aquarium in one of the petting pools. Just wholeass in it, his sandals off and set to the side as he wades around.]


This place is actually acceptable... [HE'S SHOCKED...]
nascens: (copernicus)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-21 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[the time government is coming for us...

What a fair and valid lil dude, though. Scaramouche glances around at the aquarium before raising his shoulders.]


I prefer it to more endless masses of rock and lava, if nothing else. Your first time seeing it, I take it?
nascens: (revati)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-21 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say I've ever been a fan of the color.

[Red, that is. He is very blurple-themed himself, so maybe that makes sense.

Anyway, he just bends down and picks a horseshoe crab out of the water, holding it aloft.]


I wonder if these are edible.
nascens: (koeia)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-21 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[SWEET NAMELESS...]

I can cook.

[He doesn't eat BUT HE CAN STILL COOK!! And he feels like he needs to point that out just to separate himself from any dingbats here who can't.]

...But I've never run into these before. No idea if they're poisonous or not, not that it would matter to me.
nascens: (copernicus)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-22 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hm... Lavi might know, in that case. That boy's always got his nose in a book.

[Not literally, but enough times by now that Scaramouche has just assigned him nerd.]
nascens: (kitalpha)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-23 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Something about being a bookkeeper... He has a photographic memory, apparently.

[RIP TO YAYWON PERSONALLY FOR BRINGING THAT TO A MURDERGAME]
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[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-23 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[LITERALLY HILARIOUS WHAT A FOOL]

I'd imagine so. [He will place the horseshoe crab back down finally, the poor thing. It's probably significantly disoriented.] It sounds like a pain, whatever that job of his is.
nascens: (pavo)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-24 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Scaramouche also wouldn't, he's already too bitter about the world.]

He's an idiot, so he'd probably be fine with things that a lot of others wouldn't be.
nascens: (andromeda)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-28 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately.

[They're all various flavors of idiot in his humble opinion!!]

At least he has his uses.
nascens: (copernicus)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-03-01 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I used him to try opening a door once and watched him get fired into the wall.

[No regrets at all, that was hilarious.]
nascens: (maasym)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-03-01 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
The very first one that was blocked by the baby gate.

[Ah, sweet memories.]
nascens: (copernicus)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-03-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nameless is so much nicer than his rude ass.]

I wasn't about to try anything myself, so it's good that he was there and willing to give it a shot.

[Willing........]
nascens: (taika)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-03-06 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[LISTEN. HELP THE FACT THAT NAMELESS ACTUALLY DID.]

Well, he did give it a try when I asked.

[Scaramouche did not tell him what might happen but that's not his fault!]

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