teufelshund: (let's... go back to the hot dog factory)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there's very much an unimpressed "is that all?" expression on his face, but it's not like this kid had any say in their dumb projects, so he's not going to offer commentary. ]

I see.

...Well, anyway, I can see why you wouldn't have had any experience with costumes in that case!
teufelshund: (of what?)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...


well this got awkward fast ]
teufelshund: (pull it together GW)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither do I, but you're certainly not the only one who's been emotional today.

[ takes some minimally-bedazzled skimpy costume off the rack and folds it up to offer as a handkerchief. ]

You can dry your eyes on this. It amounts to about as much fabric as an actual handkerchief.

[ ...yes, he has an actual handkerchief sticking out of his pocket, but it's so perfectly pressed. ]